I wouldn't want to tell you what to do, but...

I'm going to do it anyway. If you don't already, you should be reading Crazy Aunt Purl. That Laurie is one funny chick. It's true, she doesn't seem to have much knitting content for a knitting blog, but you won't care, because she is the Southern Bridget Jones living in L.A. And she writes monthly "Hor-O-Scopes". And she has a cat named Chairman Meow. And did I mention the funny? You will heart her, I just know it.